i was born astrid lynn, but i’ve gone by addie since the day i was born. you can call me whatever tickles your fancy.

i came screaming out of my mother’s lady parts seventeen years ago.

i live in the midwest of the united states, in a town that i can’t wait to get out of.

i frequently wish that i had blue hair.

although i’m almost eighteen, i often get mistaken for being twelve or younger. as long as it gets me free food, i’m okay.

i’ve got two cats; one is obese and addicted to cat nip, the other is a bulimic bitch. they are my best friends.

i’m shit at writing about myself. if you’d like to know more about me, don’t hesitate to ask. i don’t bite; much. 

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